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Logic Reasoning
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can’t swim, [...]
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God Too Has No Solution
Two countries were at war. The bigger country prayed to God, “God, our Lord! That country may be small but they are very vicious! They refuse to obey us or offer tributes to us every year. Would You please help us hit their capital and kill them all tomorrow!” God didn’t say anything. The next [...]
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Problem with gas
A little old lady goes to the doctor … and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I [...]
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Give up your seat to a lady
Little Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.” “You’ve done the right thing,” says Mommy. “But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.” 给女士让座 小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，他叫我让座给一位女士。” 妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。” “但是，妈妈，我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”
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